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2008
Posted by Robert as Employee Life
Sometimes it helps to shift your focus to the future in order to speed up your efforts in the present. One method I have found effective is writing your very own farewell e-mail.
If you work in an office environment, you have probably received these types of e-mails before. The subject line usually states “Farewell” or “Good-bye.” The person leaving reminisces of the friends he or she has made and how he or she will miss working in this particular job. The e-mail will provide some new contact information, perhaps even the e-mail address at the person’s new job.
I have read so many of these, and they are all mostly the same. Nevertheless, it helps to write your own, and you can even have some fun with it. It allows you to write your own rules, instead of succumbing to the rules of others.
For instance, I was on Above the Law (a blog for lawyers) the other day, and I found this MASTERPIECE of a farewell e-mail:
From: [REDACTED]
Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:11 PM
Subject: FW: Goodbye…As many of you are aware, today is my last day at the firm. It is time for me to move on and I want you to know that I have accepted a position as “Trophy Husband.” This decision was quite easy and took little consideration. However, I am confident this new role represents a welcome change in my life and a step up from my current situation. While I have a high degree of personal respect for [NAME OF FIRM REDACTED] as a law firm, and I have made wonderful friendships during my time here, I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely populated by gossips, backstabbers, and Napoleonic personalities. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.May the smoke from any bridges I burn today be seen far and wide.Respectfully submitted,[SIGNED]P.S. Achilles absent, was Achilles still. (Homer)
Obviously, one of the partners labeled him a “trophy husband” for deciding to leave the firm (and, perhaps, the practice of law). However, his point in using the quote from Homer is that he is more formidable and has more integrity than the degrading “trophy husband” they have made him out to be. At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slain:Then, Prince! You should have fear’d, what now you feel;Achilles absent was Achilles still:Yet a short space the great avenger stayed,Then low in dust thy strength and glory laid.
9 Responses
Anca
May 11th, 2008 at 6:33 am
1The funny thing is that I fantasized about writing an email like that many many times. The one I had in mind sounded waaay worse than that. I was basically pointing out how absurd the managers are and what a lousy job they’re doing, how badly they treat the employees and how arrogant they are when they have no reason for being so, since they’re dumber than a rock. I was this close to send it a couple of times, when I was just mad. But I thought I could kiss my referrals goodbye then. I’m still thinking of sending it in the future though…
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Robert
May 11th, 2008 at 9:39 am
2Hey Anca, keep it handy. When you succeed at producing your own income-generating investment vehicle, it’ll feel great to send it!
Anca
May 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am
3Lol, that would feel great! But I know if won’t change anything, there were other people before me to say something and nothing changed at all.
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Mo
May 20th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
4I loved it!
I seem to be writing or addint to my farwell e-mail on a daily basis.
Just a word of caution – ensure that the “TO” box is blank. You’d hate to quit when you really didn’t want to.
Mo
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Robert
May 20th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
5Mo, thanks for reading. And good point on keeping the “TO” box blank!
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July 27th, 2010 at 5:05 am
9thanks for the info.. great post
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